Creepy’s Tavern

That’s right. That’s all it is. Big pansy’s in there Armour running about playing a dulled down version of Rugby.

Yet another failure of an American sport that doesn’t hold up with the rest of the world. Why? Because it’s for wimps, it’s for girls it’s for fags that don’t want to get roughed up a bit.

I saw my first American football game a week or so ago while in a Bar, it was being shown on there TV sets my opinion on it? Boring. What the hell is the big fascination? It seriously lasts about five seconds before they blow the whistle and start all over again.

That’s ALL it is. You start, two sides smash heads like a bunch of mentally retarded chimps, the ref blows on the whistle they repeat until, i presume there all brain dead and cannot carry on (i never caught the end, i fell asleep.) it’s just incredibly dull.

But my biggest issue. My complaint that I’ve had over the years is the fact they wear that body armour.

Now I’ve heard two excuses used the most when it comes to this:

1) It’s a lot more violent than rugby so they need it.

Lol, i actually brought this for awhile till i saw the game. And i can say now, that no, it isn’t.

Watch i’ll prove it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tc0Ut5y-GRc

Rugby. Take note of there clothes for a start, see how messed up they tend to be? Doesn’t look to easy to me. See the blood on a couple of those guys? That’s fairly common. SEE how even when they get slammed the ref doesn’t try to stop it, we don’t stop every 5 seconds cause the big babies got his shorts dirty.

HELL see what there doing at the start? That’s known as a war dance. They do that to psych out the other team, it’s supposed to scare them oh yes, we don’t have no pansy cheeleaders, we don’t need some blond headed moron prancing about shouting stupid shit to make them feel like men, they flex there muscles and scream taunts at the other team they WANT them pissed off and spooked. Cause they’ve got something American football players don’t have - Balls.

An american football game lasts 60 minutes. A rugby game lasts 80. Pussy’s can’t even last the long haul.

Now heres an American football version:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cAqype6Kyac

Yeah, i don’t see anymore violence going on in that one than there is for Rugby. The difference? Rugby lasts longer, and rugby players have no pussy armour protecting them.  Seriously look at them, they look fucking stupid with that big upper body armour on, take it the fuck off and play like a man you bunch of pussys.

American football has teams made up of 11 wimps in armour. Rugby has teams made up of 15. Pussy’s.

The second point i hear?

2) American football players are bigger so they need the protection.

What the fuck? Honestly if your playing against people bigger than you i could get it but there all big guys it wont make a fucking difference you idiot.

Not only that American football players really AREN’T that big. They just fucking look it due to those ridiculesly over protective top armour things they wear (i will keep calling it armour cause i cba to find out the real name) if you get the chance to check there twig arms that MOST of them have you’ll see there nothing but a wimp.

I could seriously go on and on about this, because it is such a pussy sport they wear that shit and for god knows what reason think there the big tough men, fuck that come try Rugby you’d be crying before the game ended.

But I’ll end with one question - Of all the body armour you American football players have to wear why on earth do you wear a cup? It’s clear you’ve got no dick, it’s clear you’ve got no balls.

Still not convinced about rugby? Then allow me to push it over the edge, theres two types of rugby. The one in the video is the better known one. Theres another version where the rules are A LOT more slack, it’s a lot more rough and because of that, the safer option has become the standard.

I can think of no  better way to describe American football than claiming there nothing but a bunch of big hairy Dykes running about wishing they was men. You know the type i mean, there’s always a dominate one in a gay relationship, there’s always the one that takes on the role of the man and is all big and butch. Yeah, that’s American football summed up.

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Ok maybe die is a bit harsh. Actually no it’s not. I hope it crashes and burns.

This all spawned from this topic:

http://forums.rsbandb.com/viewtopic.php?t=58431

I fucking hate the up themselves actors that sit about thinking there something special cause they can throw out a few piss poor films. I HATE the bloody up themselves directors that seem to think there gods gift.

Movies for ages now have been shit. I’ve not stepped foot in a cinema all year and whenever I’ve seen a film, i might of liked it, i might not i still find myself thinking “thank god i didn’t pay for that” know why? Cause it’s what £5-£8 for a ticket? Fucking IDIOTIC prices for drink and food, so it’s coming at over £10 just to see some average (and sorry, they’ve all be fairly average.) 2 hour film.

I can buy the bloody DVD for CHEAPER than that. I can pay £40 and get over 150 hours worth of entertainment from TES Oblivion which has a very well put together story that to be frank rivals most of the shitfest they throw out in Hollywood these days AND to top it off I CAN PLAY IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN and never get the same bloody experience.  £40 will get me into seeing some film roughly 3 times and I’ve yet to ever want to see a film twice in the cinema. I own a total of like 3 DVD’s and i never brought one.

Video games? I really don’t know, i have bloody loads.

Hollywood and films in general suck, i admit you get a few Gems once in awhile but it’s mostly crap. Hollywood and the movie industry needs to die. Everyone in it needs to just get out, do something else.

And maybe, one day, someone will come along, with new, original ideas and create a film that can kick start it and make it into something fresh, original and worth while.

Hopefully this new Jesus of the movie world will forget to bring back Romantic comedy’s because you can only see so many before they just aren’t funny, and they never was all that funny in the first place.

Till then, I’ll stick with Video games, there an interactive book, a film where you’re the main star and not some pompous twat who’s getting payed to much. Hell hopefully Halo 3 is the start of a new er, hopefully games start to really dent Hollywood maybe then cinemas will start charging reasonable prices, i don’t think i should be paying over £3-4 for a seat.

Maybe food and drinks will come in reasonable. MAYBE we’ll get some decent fresh directors in who actually have new ideas cause all i see in films now a days is trash that’s been done before.

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So last night i was busy minding my own business, me and some friends was playing Halo 3. Team slayerr if you wanted to know.

We actually lost the game by one single kill. 49-50 but that doesn’t matter, what happened next is what matters.

When a game of Halo begins the two teams are made, neither side can hear each other and it stays like that throughout the game. It’s only at the end, when you go back to the lobby that you can communicate. So I’d not spoken to the other team all match, not done a thing but play the game.

So, after LOSING i was slightly shocked to be greeted with something along the lines of:

FUCK YOU SADISTICHAM YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH

WE OWNED YOUR FUCKING GAY PRICK ASS, YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU FUCKING STUPID GAY PRICK!

And erm yeah, it carried on like that. XD I’m not exaggerating it, this kid was EXTREMELY pissed off. He had barley any kills and when i checked out my stats he was my most killed. So i can only presume, he was acting this way because i kept killing him.

Now I’ve heard the halo community is bad but I’ve never, ever come across anyone who I’d consider any worse than the rest of XBL. But this kid did it, myself and my friends was speechless. Honestly i just started to laugh because i had nothing to say, what exactly could i say?

I do NOT understand what goes through peoples heads. Sure i get wound up with it sometimes, sure i might swear under my breath - to myself but I have never started talking shit to the other team because they was better players than me. Whats the point it’s just a game right?

Is it because it’s only they think they look less of a retard or are they just trying to be the big man?

What do you guys think? Do you smack talk? Do you act like that, ever experienced that?

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Yeahh amazed i didn’t write about this sooner? :O

This wont be an essay. I honestly don’t need to write one.

I will say this is going to contain massive spoilers and so will the comments i expect, so go away if you don’t want it ruined.

Halo for me lived up to expectations and MY personal hype. It’s a series I’ve played from start to end and anyone who played the original should look back and see what it’s become. It’s amazing just how it’s evolved.

It’s gone from gorilla warfare against Elites to a complex story involving prophets, elites, flood, brutes, forerunners, humans all waging war, forming alliances and fighting for a struggle over the universe.

Sound dorky? Duh, damn right it is.

It’s a fitting finish to the series and the ending:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JKE77-DGfMs

I’ve seen get bashed by a lot of people. I don’t see why, seeing the Chief and arbitor working together that nod of respect towards each other was a great moment, if you ask me.

Seeing the “117″ scratched onto the memorial stone was a fantastic touch too, although i don’t think they should have revealed the chief was still alive. But i suppose if they didn’t do that they couldn’t reveal the planet that the Chief was slowly drifting towards.

My guess is it’s a forerunner homeworld and there’s going to be some shocking new story to uncover there, i just hope it doesn’t involve the flood. I hope there long gone.

Thanks Bungie for making such a fantastic series, you did your community well and it’s clear you put your all into it.

Really hope i can see a Halo 4 on the 360, although i somehow doubt it’s going to happen. Said it was going to be short eh? I don’t need to put anything else if you played H1/2 then you need H3. It’s come along way. Go get it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEQyYPmJpII

Thanks to everyone that made the effort to come and cheer us along. Really is appreciated and shows just why this site, while it may be small is still leaps and bounds ahead of any other fansite community wise.

When Shane first mentioned he was getting 99 farming he jokingly suggested we throw a party as an event, well, without that suggestion i doubt very much I’d have suggested i get 99 wc the same day and i doubt I’d have made the push to get it. So my thanks also must go to Shane for inspiring me to push myself over the last week.
Nice work to the events crew for making the effort with the events this weekend too. And again, thanks to everyone that showed up i never planned on having a party..this was just to good an opportunity to miss and well, we wanted to involve the community with it all. Afterall, we’re more like a close family than anything else.

Been awhile since i wrote a big massive essay that no ones ever going to read but Halo 3 should be coming tomorrow/wed so expect a huge massivee post on my thoughts about that soon.

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Before that he had asked “don’t you have any 99 skill capes?” and then went on to tell me how “omg everyone your level does”.

Now then. I am sick to the teeth of stupid low leveled 99 fletchers. Fuck off, you aren’t special.

It’s the most common cape, it’s the easiest to bag next to cooking it looks crap, the animation is crap. Oh and having it? Proves nothing other than the fact you can buy yew logs. Nice.

Get off your fucking high horse, get a real skill cape, one that doesn’t take a week to achieve and stop parading about like your a god or something. You’ve not mastered RS, you’re not even good at it. Congratulations a game that involves clicking a single mouse button and you fucking fail at it.

Piss off.

p.s if you have 99 fletching and don’t do any of the above,then presume I’m not talking about you, however the majority are just like i described.

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Hello children.
TODAY i am going to moan about parents, mostly American mothers (probably fat too) who can’t seem to take responsibility for there own children, in fact they probably can’t take responsibility for themselves either.

So recently there’s been a bit of an uproar on Nintendo’s new “Wii zapper”  Shown here:

What is the problem? Well, apparently they think it’s wrong of Nintendo for teaching there children how to use a gun.

Now, tell me I’m wrong but that’s about as thick as claiming Microsoft’s flight simulator was behind 9/11 (oh wait, they’ve done that already).

So what was they saying? Well i’ll show you and critisize along the way:

“Great, this is what we need, Children with guns learning how to aim and shoot.”

Excuse me? Look, it’s not a gun. Shut up. It doesn’t look like a gun. It doesn’t fire like a gun. It doesn’t reload (hell it doesn’t reload at all you moron) like a gun.

More to the point. You make it sound like they’ve packed it up and sent it to you. Guess what you moron? You don’t NEED to buy it. There your fucking kids, there not shoving it down your throat you bloody decide if you want your kids “shooting a real gun” or not.

“ Then we can sit back and wonder what is happening to our country with kids killing kids.”

You don’t already? It is happening you fucking asshat, watch the news if it hits the news in the UK it’ll hit it in your country. They ARE doing it already and it’s not down to a bloody toy gun that’s not even on sale yet. Stop shifting the fucking blame, if your kid goes out shooting people then you was a shit parent, you didn’t do your job properly and you should probably..no, you know what, fuck it. If you’re fucking thick enough to blame your problems and shift YOUR responsibility’s over to a company or something instead of insuring YOU’RE in control and YOU are responsible then don’t have fucking children.

Do the world a bloody favor there’s enough retards in the world as it is.

“What’s next? Could we make it squirt blood, too?” 

Oh, that’s funny. Really. There again i have to wonder if it was a joke, considering you think the wii zapper looks like a real gun, you probably think real guns sqirt blood don’t you? Dumbass.

“Why don’t they enclose an application to the NRA (National Rifle Association) in every box as well? The marketing person who came up with this brain child of an idea should be fired,”

You should have your tubes cut and your children should be given away. Again. No One Is Forcing You To Buy It.

This one is the best:

“I think it’s irresponsible for Wii to come out with a controller that looks like a gun. What kind of message are we sending as parents when we buy these things for our kids?”

What the hell? Seriously what the fuck? Am i reading this wrong?

Shouldn’t she have said “What sort of message WOULD WE BE SENDING AS PARENTS IF WE BROUGHT THIS FOR OUR KIDS?” Instead she says WHEN?

That actually made me laugh, shes against it but shes already practically brought it by the sounds of it. It’s incredible. AMAZING how thick people are.

Bottom line is, take damn responsibility for your kids and stop crying over stupid shit, toy guns have been around for years and guess what? Guns in games have been about for years to:

Quick, Burn the arcades down!!

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Holy fucking SHIT.

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I like putting E in front of words.

So yeah, there’s been a lot of Drama on rsbandb recently and this is something I’ve wanted to write for agggess but to be honest whenever I’ve had the time my mood has been crap and it would only come out very rude and piss a lot of people off. Saying that it is 6:30am and i am bloody tired and a bit grumpy so i suppose it could still do just that.

Anyways

Edit: What the fuck? I never posted this, i started writing it and couldn’t be arsed so i x’ed. XD i love how people have commented and not noticed though. :$

I HAVE A BLOG GHOST! IT SENDS UNFINISHED BLOG ENTRYS1!! SOMEONE HELP ME.

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 *WARNING THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW I WILL -TRY- TO KEEP THE STORY OUT OF IT*

Said it was coming.

And as I’ve been told i write to much by some and MQ demands i write in this more (so you better read it all Kristina, i wont be happy otherwise.) i figured i’d give you the best of both worlds:

Short:

OH-MY-FUCKING-GOD

Essay:

Oh dear god where am i supposed to start? I can’t even decide there is so much i could talk about and point out just how awesome it all is but you can’t even begin to realize why without playing it yourself. If you like first person shooters and i mean the old FPS’ers, the ones that had campaigns over 10 hours, the ones that didn’t need multiplayer to be good the ones that you could play through 10+ times and not get bored then you’ll love bioshock.

Everything about it is so perfect set in the 1960s but has futuristic elements thrown in, you can upgrade your weapons and give them this futuristic almost alien like look to them, not only can you upgrade them every gun has several different types of ammo for different types of enemy,  the sheer amount of plasmids (think magical spells but instead it’s more of a toxin he injects into his arm.) gives you so much flexiblity.

See a robot/security camera or turret? Well, you’d want Anti-Armour ammo to take those down. Or perhaps you’d prefer to just fire out an electric bolt and disable it? Maybe freeze it or snap your fingers and set it on fire. Hell perhaps if you’re against the right turret you’d like to stop the grenade it’s fired at you in the air using telekinesis and throw it right back?

Maybe you’d prefer to hack it and get it on your side? Hack it just so you can destroy it maybe? Hey MAYBE you see another enemy near by and you’d prefer the turret/camera took note of him so you fire off a plasmid at him that gets the cameras/turrets eye let the two enemys cancel each other out - pit them against each other and pick off the weakened winner maybe.

That’s the sheer amount of options you get throughout and i didn’t even list them all.  Imagine that throughout the entire game, each enemy having a ton of possible options to beat and yet somehow it all seems so balanced, nothing is over powered. You don’t find yourself sticking to one type of gun/ammo or power, you use them all and mix them all up.

The atmosphere is fantastic, the music that might be playing on a juke box, hearing a whale as you’re walking down a glass corridor with the ocean all around you seeing fish swim by. And then there’s the voice acting, which is some of the best I’ve seen. Fantastic believable voice acting finishes it off and really sucks you into the game world.  At one point there was a set up and the certain character guiding me was franticly screaming at me in a panic, that same certain character got extremely pissed off and upset - quiet rightfully and started screaming down the voice communication box at me and demanding vengeance and while I’m ashamed to admit it, i was slightly pissed off over what had happend myself. XD

And that’s not something a game has managed to do for years and years. It’s really brought back the old FPS’ers that didn’t need multiplayer to be great that stood on there own with a long, fun campaign and fantastic story line. And that’s what bioshock is greatest for, it’s story. It’s rare to find a FPS that even has a story anymore and it’s a shame because it turns them into something amazing and Bioshocks is one of the best around. There’s so many twists, turns and unexpected moments. I rarely find a story in a game that i didn’t already predict, a moment that i didn’t see coming. But in this? Well, for those that played it lets just say:

“Would you so ******.”

NEVER SAW THAT COMING DID YOU? Yes i blocked out one word in case those that haven’t got that far catch on, those that have played it know exactly what I’m talking about.
Faanntastic moment.

Not only that but there are several different types of resources, hell i thought i was playing a RTS. You have Money, you have well, i can’t describe it as nothing other than shit that you collect up to invent new items (Yes, you can invent stuff to, ohh so much i can’t even begin on this one.) and then you have something called ADAM. You can gain these things all over the place in different ways but you never get enough that it’s to easy and you never have to little that you get stuck or find yourself frustrated or pissed off.

The most interesting one is ADAM, the only way to get this is to get to Little sisters. A little sister is what looks like a little girl walking around Rapture (the city you’re in) but shes not a little sister. Shes more..well, a fucking psycho if you ask me.  She walks about stabbing dead bodys and sucking out ADAM. ADAM is probably the most important resource, everyone in Rapture is after it and wants it so these little sisters you would presume are pretty big targets or would be if it wasn’t for there best friends The Big Daddys.

Can’t describe them as nothing else other than a big diving suit with a drill. But there  strong and despite there big size damn fast to. Anyone trys to touch a little sister and the big daddy will soon take care of them. And that’s what makes getting ADAM so interesting, the only way to get them is to kill a big daddy and that’s not always an easy task, it’s hard enough to have a risk element and makes you think twice before you do it.

If you manage to kill him you then get presented with an option. You can kill the little sister and take the ADAM or save her but receive less ADAM. More of a moral decision but it’s nice to have the option there.

EVERYTHING about this game is almost perfect, the one critisizem i have is there is a bit to much “fetch these items” tasks, i don’t mind doing a few but it gets a bit old if it’s constantly thrown in there.

The amount of variety is off the fucking chart, the guns, the gun upgrades, the ammo creating, the plasmids, the plasmid upgrades, the toxins,  the toxin upgrades fuck i could go on like this for quiet a while there is so much more. And then the enviroments, see ice? Set it on fire and watch it melt, fire some electricity into the water and fry anyone in there.  Set oil alight and burn everything around you.

SO SO SO MUCH, i just need to stop. This is long enough and i honestly could go on about it all for another 20 pages or so. I guarantee no one has read all of this, rotfl it’s far to long.  XD

But lets be fair, if you’ve played the game please keep any comments spoiler free, I’ve not even completed it yet but I’m fairly close now.

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