Creepy’s Tavern

Hello children.
TODAY i am going to moan about parents, mostly American mothers (probably fat too) who can’t seem to take responsibility for there own children, in fact they probably can’t take responsibility for themselves either.

So recently there’s been a bit of an uproar on Nintendo’s new “Wii zapper”  Shown here:

What is the problem? Well, apparently they think it’s wrong of Nintendo for teaching there children how to use a gun.

Now, tell me I’m wrong but that’s about as thick as claiming Microsoft’s flight simulator was behind 9/11 (oh wait, they’ve done that already).

So what was they saying? Well i’ll show you and critisize along the way:

“Great, this is what we need, Children with guns learning how to aim and shoot.”

Excuse me? Look, it’s not a gun. Shut up. It doesn’t look like a gun. It doesn’t fire like a gun. It doesn’t reload (hell it doesn’t reload at all you moron) like a gun.

More to the point. You make it sound like they’ve packed it up and sent it to you. Guess what you moron? You don’t NEED to buy it. There your fucking kids, there not shoving it down your throat you bloody decide if you want your kids “shooting a real gun” or not.

“ Then we can sit back and wonder what is happening to our country with kids killing kids.”

You don’t already? It is happening you fucking asshat, watch the news if it hits the news in the UK it’ll hit it in your country. They ARE doing it already and it’s not down to a bloody toy gun that’s not even on sale yet. Stop shifting the fucking blame, if your kid goes out shooting people then you was a shit parent, you didn’t do your job properly and you should probably..no, you know what, fuck it. If you’re fucking thick enough to blame your problems and shift YOUR responsibility’s over to a company or something instead of insuring YOU’RE in control and YOU are responsible then don’t have fucking children.

Do the world a bloody favor there’s enough retards in the world as it is.

“What’s next? Could we make it squirt blood, too?” 

Oh, that’s funny. Really. There again i have to wonder if it was a joke, considering you think the wii zapper looks like a real gun, you probably think real guns sqirt blood don’t you? Dumbass.

“Why don’t they enclose an application to the NRA (National Rifle Association) in every box as well? The marketing person who came up with this brain child of an idea should be fired,”

You should have your tubes cut and your children should be given away. Again. No One Is Forcing You To Buy It.

This one is the best:

“I think it’s irresponsible for Wii to come out with a controller that looks like a gun. What kind of message are we sending as parents when we buy these things for our kids?”

What the hell? Seriously what the fuck? Am i reading this wrong?

Shouldn’t she have said “What sort of message WOULD WE BE SENDING AS PARENTS IF WE BROUGHT THIS FOR OUR KIDS?” Instead she says WHEN?

That actually made me laugh, shes against it but shes already practically brought it by the sounds of it. It’s incredible. AMAZING how thick people are.

Bottom line is, take damn responsibility for your kids and stop crying over stupid shit, toy guns have been around for years and guess what? Guns in games have been about for years to:

Quick, Burn the arcades down!!