Dear Jagex, I’d like to meet the creators of MEP2

April 25th 2008 Posted to Uncategorized

Dear Jagex,

I would like a full list of those that helped create mourners ending part 2. Along with this i would like the home address of one Andrew Gower for creating this game, the brain behind the hidden passage quest, which kicked all of this off and also the person who thought up the Light temple, along with those that designed it.

Why i hear you ask my Little Java loving Gremlins?  Because i wish to hurt them. :) I wish to cause them the same level of pain and frustration I’ve had attempting this light temple. I wish to tie them up by there toes and repeatedly slap them with a very large fish until they break down and cry.

Then I’m going to go to their computer, and set it alight, never to be used for evil again. I’ll leave them with one final word, if they ever EVER create a quest again, I’ll be back. And it wont be their computer being set alight. :)

With that out the way, I would also like words with the following people:

Mr Stormy

by Digipoke and Im (not so) 4eversmart. Thanks to Lord_Scerendo, Piro_Omar, Cheezy Power, Alex201285, Brenden, DRAVAN, UrInDenile, Snake712, iii zero iii, t virus, aloavia, lord_zedex, Killmouski, jtfa0007, Digipoke, Zamorakgiant, SaxRox, Master Gamer, paulus, skatey, Fireball0236, tino pham, Islam2001, Clamball, Seethru, verelstje, Zantetsuken, Double_D_Edd and Alk12.

For their not so helpful quest guide which was nothing short of a pile of FUCKING CRAP.  YOU OWE ME EXACTLY 8 MONKFISH STORMY, NOT ONLY THAT YOU OWE ME AN HOUR OF MY LIFE, YOU OWE ME A TOUR OF THIS TEMPLE AS I AM NOW FUCKING LOST AND YOU.

I WANT MY MONKFISH, YOU GIVE ME MY FISH OR SO HELP ME I’LL GET YOU. I SWEAR IT, THE INTERNET AS MY WITNESS, I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL I GET MY MONKFISH RETURNED TO ME, COOKED AND FULLY EATABLE.

YOU HAVE CROSSED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, I LET YOUR POORLY WRITTEN CLUE SCROLL GUIDE SLIDE, THIS SHALL NOT GO IGNORED. I SHALL BRING YOUR RUNESCAPING TO IT’S KNEES. I DEMAND COMPENSATION AND A DECENT QUEST GUIDE.

MARK MY WORDS I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS IN MY QUEST, YOU SHALL NOT STOP ME.

Comments

  1. Kirby
    April 26th, 2008 | 8:19 am

    Developer: Dylan C, Graham B

    Graphics: Tom W, Neil R, John S

    Quality Assurance: Martin I

    QuestHelp: Rob M

    Audio: Ian T

  2. Vampirelo609
    May 1st, 2008 | 1:02 pm

    That quest was the bane if my existence. The agility part is just too random, even if you had above the requirements. I’d like to see quests that are harder, not just randomly difficult.

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