SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE CAPITALS

IVE DECIDED MY BLOG ISNT MEETING THE RETARD STANDARDS THAT THE INTERENETS DO SET SO IM GOING TO TYEP THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS, WITHOUT CORRECTING SPELLING AND NO GRAMM0ZR

NOW THEN WHERE WAS I

I AM PISSED OK? RIGHT? YOU GET ME? I AM ANGSTY. I DID THREE CLUES TODAY.

THREE. COUNT EM, ONE, TWO FOUR THREE. EVERYTIME FAGEX HAS HAD ME COLLECING UP PURE SHIT.

TELL ME ADREW GOWERHEAD WHOS BRIGHT SODDING IDEA WAS IT TO MAKE ME COLLECT UP PURE SHIT LIKE BONE SPEARS AND FUCKING IRON PLATES? I’M A LEVEL 113 DOING A LEVEL 3 BLOODY CLUE SO WHY THE SODDING HELL DO YOU THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA, A FUNNY IDEA TO MAKE ME COLLECT UP SHIT AND THEN HAVE THE SODDING NERVE TO GIVE ME COMPLETE BOLLOCKS IN RETURN?

OH GEE THANKS FOR THE 4TH FUCKING RUNE WC AXE, LOOK DUMBASS I HAVE A SODDING WC CAPE. SEE IT? IT MEANS I DON’T NEED YOUR CRAPPY AXE. I DONT WANT YOUR BLOODY BLOOD RUNES, I CERTAINLY DON’T WANT 15 SHARK

YOU HONESTLY THINK 15 SHARK MAKES UP FOR THE BLOODY CRAP I HAD TO COLLECT UP? LOLOL DIS IS FUNNEH LOOK AT ME WID MY BONE SPEAR SHRUGGING AT THE CHAOS ALTER@@ SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL? I WOULDNT EVEN GET PKED YOU BLOODY RARG

GIVE ME A GOOD BLOODY TREASURE TRAIL DROP OR ILL BURN YOUR BLOODY OFFICES DOWN. I KNOW WHERE YOU WORK.

EDIT: ACTUALYL WHILE IM LIKE DIS TY SO MUCH FAGEX OFR THE GRAND EXCHANGE OR SHOULD I SAY GRAND LUCKY DIP. HOW HARD IS IT TO SHOW ME WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE SELLING THINGS FOR? WHAT AM I A M IND READER? EVERY DAY I HAVE TO BLOODY UPDATE THE COSTS NOW AND PRAY IVE PICKED THE RIGHT AMOUNT THAT PEOPLE ARE BUYING FOR THAT DAY OR IT WONT SELL, EVER, CAUSE YOU STUPID MORONS ONLY MATCH PEOPLE UP WITH THE EXACT BLOODY PRICE WTF?

HOW BLOODY RETARDED, I PUT RUNE PLATES UP THERE YESTERDAY, CHECKED ON THEM TODAY AND REALIZED THE SODDING PRICE HAD DROPPED SO MUCH NO ONE COULD ACTUALLY BUY MY PLATES ANYMORE CAUSE THEY COULDNT OFFER THAT HIGH, NICE WORK THERE FAGEX ONLY YOU COULD MAKE A SELLING SYSTEM WHERE YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY SELL.

BACK TO USING WORLD 1/2 I SUPPOSE!

Comments

  1. jagex
    November 27th, 2007 | 8:01 pm

    reported for being a threat to our shitty game D:

  2. November 28th, 2007 | 9:48 am

    stfu!

  3. November 28th, 2007 | 1:42 pm

    Rotfl, and you were so excited about this and convinced that it would be the greatest thing ever. (y) Great job Jagex!!

  4. November 28th, 2007 | 7:52 pm

    FO CREEPYBACON, *BANBANBAN*

  5. cooper
    November 29th, 2007 | 4:28 am

    please, creepy, no “fagex” gay bashing -.- it sorta pisses me off; and don’t try to pass it off as a typo… f is 3 letters left of j. i know this is your blog and i can’t control you, but please, keep it respectful.

    if you’re a serious cluer, keep 2 of every level 3 clue required emote item in your bank. i have all but 1 or 2, and im pretty sure anubis has em too. it makes it a lot easier to get through clues fast. that was why i had everything you needed for each clue on the one i helped you with :D

    also, the more often you do clues, the more quickly you recognize where things are. if you do coordinates often enough, you’ll know where to go, within a few squares, every time. you’ll also knwo who each riddle is, and the answers to all the challenge scrolls. after a while, the little things like that won’t bother you.

    lastly, i have no idea if speed effects yoru reward from a scroll, but if it does, then knowing about all the clues in advance can only help.

    have a good day, and dibs on your next 3a melee helm or legs.

  6. CreepyPirate
    November 29th, 2007 | 5:46 am

    I wont pass it off as a spelling error, because as you said it’s my blog and I’ll quite happily swear my head off if i wish too.

    Clues aren’t affected by speed at all and i don’t have the bank room to hold two types of everything, it’s just fagex being fags and making me do stupid rubbish.

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